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June 20, 2024
Reality Check..1..2..3. Is this thing on?
Delusion abounds, imposters get grilled, and some glimmers of common sense.
The Democrat Party is the leading expert in falsifying reality. This week they put those skills to work, claiming the video evidence of Joe Biden’s obvious decline is… you guessed it… all deepfaked. That’s right, just ignore reality. Nothing to see here. No mental decline. Keep moving along.
The White House isn’t concerned with ALL deep-fakes, hosting a transgender advocate (and very confused man), Jonathan Van Ness. Who, ironically, claims to be a “nonbinary truth teller” 🤦. The administration’s priorities are perfectly in order, extremely busy advancing their reality-altering agenda.
In LA (of all places!) the city council has removed a horrible, terrible, no-good symbol of hate and bigotry against the gay community. Those evil *checks notes* U-turn signs have finally been eradicated. Now all the gays in LA can drive in peace without the constant reminder that they should only go straight. I can’t imagine what will be homophobic next? Whatever it is, it will be beyond parody.
This country is so utterly racist and unwelcoming. It’s so bad, that Democrat politician, Taral Patel, was getting DISGUSTING insults targeting his family, faith community, colleagues, and even himself. The racist group targeting him turned out to be… all himself. No joke. He was arrested by Texas Rangers and charged for impersonation and misrepresentation. We hope this racist scumbag learns his lesson. Unfortunately, this likely means a promotion is coming his way from the racist overlords in the Democrat Party.
Senator Chuck Schumer is used to getting away with fooling the public, but his latest attempt got a little… raw, shall we say? On Father’s Day, ole’ Chuck tried to show the world he’s just a regular American dad. That is, if regular American dads put cheese on raw hamburger patties. The internet swiftly took notice and turned the heat up so much, he deleted the post. He may not know how to grill, but he certainly knows how to be grilled.
Everything has to be gay. Everything. And everyone MUST support it. This week, for example, the Buffalo Bills got a bit gayer by announcing a partnership with the National Gay Flag Football League. No, this is not satire.
In 2022, Texas Children’s Hospital announced a pause on “gender-affirming” procedures for minors. But thanks to Dr. Eithan Haim, the truth was revealed in May 2023. Now, the unsealed indictment shows he could be facing 10 years in prison for telling the truth. Butchering children to affirm delusion: good. Telling the truth: evil.
Last week, Madonna Chism Pinkard was fired from her 20-year career at an Ohio news station for posting a “straight pride” meme to her personal social media. The oh-so-inclusive news station swiftly fired her for her traditional views because… diversity. Duh. We expect this wave of inclusion to get even more “inclusive” as people start speaking up and sharing what they believe.
In a big win for reality and for world aquatics, the Court of Arbitration for Sports ruled that William Thomas’ discrimination lawsuit had no standing. This means he won’t be dominating real women in Olympic swimming. Poor guy will probably have to retreat to the mediocrity of ranking #462 again.
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